Friday, July 21, 2006

Lordi, The Gwar that I've been waiting for


Every year there is a song contest throughout Europe called "Eurovision". Many European countries enter the contest and historically the winners have been cheesy pop tunes that sound the same. Fortunately the winds of change have blown in, and this year a new king has been crowned. The country Finland, the song "Rock and Roll Hallelujah", the band...LORDI.

In the past, I became aware of the band Gwar, a monster metal band that sounded absolutely awful because they tried to sound ridiculous. I desperately wanted to like them, but they sounded so bad, I could not bring myself to be a fan of them. While studying in Russia I noticed Lordi, a monster band which sounded like KISS with synthesizer (thanks Jesse). It was all I could have hoped for. With lyrics like "The Devil is a loser and he's my bitch", I knew that I had found the monster metal band I'd been searching for all my life. Now they can finally join the ranks of my other favorite musical acts. Elton John, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and Muse, Watch Out! I think that a band like Lordi was notably absent among your ranks.


-Todd

Thursday, July 20, 2006

You Killed Ted You Medieval Dickweed!


Recently I had the chance to re-watch a great movie from my youth, "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure". The movie has it all for me! Historical references and the least intelligent humor known to man. I find myself appreciating the genius (albeit dated) of this movie with every viewing, and I still prefer this movie more than its successor, "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey". (A great film in its own right!) Anyway, I would recommend this movie to anyone who wants to see a great 80's comedy that is one of the most obvious influences for Mike Myers' "Wayne's World" (Another great film). If anyone asks why you are picking up this particular movie at a time when it seems to not be particularly relevant or funny, just tell them that "Bob" Genghis Khan sent you!


-Todd

Saturday, July 08, 2006

What I've read and what I'm reading...

Over the past few months, I have kept up on my reading, focusing on Russian history and culture (with the notable exception of "In Cold Blood", which I found entertaining). As a result of my reading experience, I thought I would give my opinions in order to possibly give others a starting point for entering the exciting world of Russian literature and history!

I will start with "Master and Margarita" written by Mikhail Bulgakov. This book is a satire of Soviet life during the Stalin era, and it may be the most popular work of fiction in Russia since the writings of Pushkin. It's existence is an interesting story in its own right. The novel first appeared in serial form near the end of the political "thaw" that was the Khrushchev era. Despite this fact, Many intellectuals and observers were surprised to see such a bold work officially published in the Soviet Union (naturally there was a degree of censorship, but uncensored versions appeared in the "samizdat", or underground press). The book combines humor, fantasy, and satire, with great characters ranging from a talking cat and Pontius Pilate to Satan himself. Bulgakov's main message is artistic freedom, himself a victim of the stifling working environment and the proscribed limits of expression that surrounded everyone during Stalin's rule. It is with this in mind, that the modern reader can attain an interesting insight into Soviet life, while being entertained by a vivid imagination that Bulgakov fortunately revealed to the world.

The second book that I've read and am currently rereading is the world famous "Ten Days that Shook the World" by John Reed. John Reed was a radical American journalist working in Russia during the first world war. His book is the only first hand on the spot account of the Russian Revolution (complete with the typical sensationalism that we have become accustomed to from journalists). While the book shows an obvious bias due to Reed's political leanings, it still gives a great look at the frantic excitement that accompanies every revolution. With complete speeches taken verbatim from its leaders and a fantastic introduction that gives the reader a list of the numerous parties and organizations in revolutionary Russia and what they were (a must for those going in with a limited knowledge of Russian history), this book provides a fine introduction into the beginning days of Communist Russia. Reed would die soon after, (but not before being one of the founders of the American Communist Party) becoming the only American buried in the Kremlin wall. In conclusion, if all fails and you are too lazy to read a fantastic book, you can go to your local video store and rent "Reds", a movie detailing the life of Reed and his experiences.


-Todd

Friday, July 07, 2006

My New Appreciation for South Park


Well! I apologize for not posting recently, but due to my belief that nobody really reads this anyway, coupled with the fact that I've told about 3 people that this even exists, I feel that my absence has not been met with much sorrow. In any event, since returning from Russia and China, I have found myself attaining new levels of boredom. As a result of this newly found free time, I have become reacquainted with a show that I have always liked, but never fully appreciated, South Park.
In its hey day, South Park was the "gross-out" comedy. The show earned its reputation and early fan-base with toilet humor, and it was during this period that I first began watching the episodes. I made a point of catching it when I was around, but never planned a schedule around it, (which I have done for some shows in my life, notably "The Colbert Report", and my usual 6 hours of CNN!). I believe the show is only getting better, and while I have enjoyed episodes of Family Guy from time to time, I think South Park's criticism of the show is dead on. (I also believe that this will unfortunately cause me to watch every future episode of Family Guy with a more negative eye). So, Since I've been home, I've been watching as many episodes as I can in order to quell my incessant boredom with the show's clever take on numerous world events in relatively recent time frames (I believe the "Terry Schiavo" episode occurred within the week after she died). In any event, I just thought I would alert people to what I was doing! I'm now off to watch one more episode. I've gone so far to buy a whole season on dvd, and I feel that there is no time like the present to watch episodes of South Park, while hoping that I can unwind!


-Todd